drizzlemegold:

You

Me

View text
  • 19 minutes ago
  • 2

drizzlemegold:

My face when i get head

View text
  • 19 minutes ago
  • 2

drizzlemegold:

When i wake up and im too tired to do things

View text
  • 19 minutes ago
  • 2
View photo
  • 9 hours ago
  • 9
View photo
  • 9 hours ago
  • 142556
View photo
  • 9 hours ago
  • 112
View photo
  • 11 hours ago
  • 259315

when my wifi stops working so do i

View text
  • 11 hours ago
  • 241376

Wait for someone who tells strangers about you.

Vodka thoughts #1 // blossomfully (via hefuckin)
View quote
  • 11 hours ago
  • 39282
View photo
  • 11 hours ago
  • 502222

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

View text
  • 11 hours ago
  • 489020
View photo
  • #um
  • 11 hours ago
  • 11493
View photo
  • 11 hours ago
  • 47429

megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

View text
  • 11 hours ago
  • 30957
View photo
  • 11 hours ago
  • 495136
x